Artist Imagines Cardi B as The Disney Princesses
Cardi B got drawn as different Disney princesses in a photo story released by BuzzFeed a few days ago.
The featured princesses were: Snow Red Bottoms (Snow White), Princess Yaaasmin (Jasmin), Okurrriel (Ariel), Bindarella (Cinderella), Princess Belle-calis (Belle), Tiana B (Tiana), Bulan Almanzar (Mulan), Pocapoppin' (Pocahontas), Princess Ahora (Sleeping Beauty). The article is, of course, humorous. As a whole, Cardi B is portrayed as an independent hustler, gangster, and not someone anyone would want to mess with.
Some of the most poignant captions read:
"Sure, she fell for their tricks once by eating a poisoned salami, but we all know that if you knock her down nine times, she'll get up 10." (Snow Red BottomsSnow Red B
"She's shown us a whole new world and doesn't need a man to hand her a crown because she's done that ALL on her own." (Princess Yaaasmin)
"You'd think the ocean would be freezing, but Okurrriel knows firsthand that a ho never gets cold." (Okurrriel)
"Our girl Binderella used to live in the P's, and now it's a crib with a gate. With a little help from her fairy godfather, Christian Siriano, she was able to go to the ball lookin' royal AF." (Bindarella)
"Princess Belle-calis comes from the tiny French town of Le Bronx." (Princess Belle-calis)
"No one hustles harder than Tiana B. She's making her own fairy tale come true and doesn't care if people think she's crazy, 'cause after all, she's livin' her best life." (Tiana B)
"Rumor is, if she starts gettin' mad at you she'll think about stabbin' you. Watch yourself and mind your business." (Bulan Almanzar)
"She also laughs in the face of danger and if a person has beef with her, they'll have beef with her foreva.'" (Pocapoppin')
"You'll never catch her sleeping 'cause girl is always booked and working." (Princess Ahora)