This Guy Making A Smoothie With His Meat Swinging Has Us Distracted

See, if the guy at the Smoothie King up the street from me looked like this, I'd be slimmer and on a smoothie and dick diet.  I'm not completely sold that the smoothie he is making is tasty at all but I think once we got it down we wouldn't care.  

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