Listen if a guy will fight you in crocks and a head scarf, we can promise you these are problems you don't want. He tossed him over that car like it was nothing. He tossed him for liberty and justice. He tossed him like he had taken his Playstation 4 and gave him an Xbox One. He tossed him like it said vers top on his Jack'd profile and when he showed up he was a strict bottom. He tossed him like you toss out payless shoes when you can finally afford Nike's. He tossed him like you toss off a wig after a long day. He was THROWED.
Let this be a lesson to the straights everywhere, this may be pride month but you can still catch these hands.