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Noah and PJ, who tied the knot in upstate New York earlier this month, uploaded a clip to YouTube of their first dance — and it’s not to be missed.

In the, the couple start off slow-dancing to Morgana King’s “It’s a Quiet Thing,” before the music suddenly cuts out.

It’s all part of the plan, however, as the pair break into an elaborate dance routine to Miami Sound Machine’s “Conga.”

The newlyweds pull off an impressive choreographed routine, to whoops and cheers from the audience.

There are several things wrong with this video, but the most striking is the fact that he rolled up with friends to this girls job to tell her this.  Just send her a DM next time.  As for her, I'm not arguing or fighting anybody over someone that's cheating on me and got folks showing up to my job.  

There's nothing like getting something you thought you'd never have again.  Comedian, Actor and Instagrammer Taedatea did what any of us would do if we got a new car and thats strip down to our boxers and twerk in front of it until we're exhausted.  

I'm pretty should that would border on sexual assault so I wouldn't advise it but I get the sentiment.  For years our gay forebrothers have tried and often failed to flip well endowed bottoms and get them to top.  I personally know someone with a MONSTER between his legs and he doesn't want it touched, sucked, licked, he doesn't even want you to look at it for too long.  

Traveling from Pakistan to Yale, Zulfiqar Mannan was seeking “queer Heaven”, a place he could openly question and experiment with gender. He soon realized no such place exists but discovered the next best thing: living a life free of fear.

When someone's wig comes off and they still throwing shots and trying to punch you in the face, you've already lost bro.  

Something like this can go one of two ways!  We were honestly shocked by the results!

Phor Brumfield is now the star of a leaked cell phone video featuring the Black Ink Crew Chicago cast member in all his full-frontal glory. The full Phor video leaked a couple of weeks *after* Black Ink Chicago’s season finale, so we’re not yet sure whether the clip is meant to draw attention to an off-season project Phor’s got going on.

Professional skinny person Wiz Khalifa said straight men should not eat bananas in public. Here's a running list of things straight black men "can't" do because #masculinitysofragile.

All of them, for different reasons, have us distracted.  Its gonna be a long day.