Go away from me with this Cheezo! Serious replies only.  I'mma hit this with a hard pass because like the person who originally posted this, I don't need those type of problems.  This is the type that will have you putting your whole check on his books when he ends up back inside.  

No thanks, I can smell the domestic violence and loud just looking at the picture.  And I would enjoy every minute of it.  Nope, I'm trying to build myself up and this is the type of thing that will set you back for years.  Will have you trying to convince your mom to let you and him move in so y'all (meaning you) can save up to buy a house.

Those lips look like they will kiss you in places you didn't know needed to be kissed but he's also gonna run up your electric bill and eat up all the food in the house but its ok because he gets $200 in food stamps a month. 

Somebody is gonna look at you the wrong way and he's gonna be ready to fight, he is gonna drink all your henny and ruin the brakes on your car, then total your car because the brakes are bad and you're gonna allow it to happen because he's cute with enough d*ck to wake up the neighbors.  "Thats why I got insurance bae" Now you gotta buy a new car, and you gotta take him to Red Lobster because he f*cks you just that good.  Probably gotta get him a new pair of J's on top of that.  Naw, you won't have me walking through the mall humming Upgrade You.